You too, Mr. Schultz, and everyone else as well. I'll be in Kentucky not far from Cave Run, but my misguided relatives there don't understand the sickness, and there will be no fishing this time. Safe travels to all who are on the road.

Every year I volunteer to help a small senior citizen turkey/chicken farm with the annual harvest. After we spend three days killing and processing 250 (?) turkeys, I really don't care to see another turkey. We thus have a fresh 12-lb chicken which is just as much meat as a small turkey and easier to put in the rotisserie.

Have a good Thanksgiving watching the Lions lose. We will be in Ford Field Friday for my Muskegon Big Reds and Montague Wildcats.