Ditka vs. Chuck Norris

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Come on Kid, just picture it New England-vs-Da Bears (Wretched Rex Grossman gets benched or maybe knocked out in the NFC championship game)..and then Yo[size=200]U[/size] [size=200]M[/size]ean you wouldn't love that?

Ditka vs. Chuck Norris

When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

Ditka versus team Schultz at the IOC, who would win?

What would Ditka be fishing out of?

Da Bear Bus ?

What would he be using ?

Da Bearweagle…but to make it fair he would only use three feet of line and his bare hand….

Ditka 4,967,934 points Team Schultz 4

Whoa !! going kind of heavy on Team Schultz arent you ???

Well thats assuming that when he shakes off a thirty incher it would fly into the tracker and they would count it…

Pimp,
Thats a good point!Leave it to a U of M player to win the super bowl.AGAIN!

When Chuck Norris isn't on his "total gym" working out or promoting it, he walks around picking fights and kickin azz.

How to win the war in Iraq….Give Chuck Norris a Humvee, sunscreen and a desert camo spandex outfit…we could call it…"Walker, Iraq Ranger"