I'll cut this down to the Reader's Digest version. Fished Hudson Sunday night and right from the begining at the gas station I should have went home. Skip to the end, get home and go to pull out my glasses from the glass case and they aren't there. Reliazed when I pulled them out from the boat I grabbed the wrong end and my glasses fell on the ground and didn't know it. Next morning I called Pam at Hayes State park and she got ahold of Ben (park ranger) at Hudson, She told him where I was in the lot tieing down, He looked thru the whole lot and couldn't find them, then he went over to the trash cans and there they were. Frames are a little bent, one nose piece is missing, but they can be fixed. I will send a big ATTA-BOY e-mail to the DNR. You didn't know they take care of Dumb people!