I have gotten back into bike riding this year and backpacking. Hove not fished much. The porn producers keep calling me though……..

First, install a Pioneer Supertuner, CD player and amp in the boat. I then drive to the flea market and buy one of those stupid, huge bass auto speakers. Remove the front seat of the boat and replace it with the big speaker, speaker is face down on the deck. Pack essentials and drive down to a remote area of the Mississippi River I know, about 80 miles south of St. Louis. Load:

* a cooler of refreshing beverages
* my trusty Ithica Model 37 16 guage pump with birdshot
* the boat in the water

Cruise the backwaters blasting:

* old George Clinton funk
* airborn Aisan carp

At night I would camp on the sandbar islands and read Mark Twain by the firelight. Somewhere between day 4 and day 7 I would be arrested for my reckless, drunken behavior. Call for bail, go back for court, spend some time in jail, get out and go do it all agian.

Hmmmmm….upon reconsideration, disregard what I wrote above. Instead I'll learn to play guitar.

Ranger, I wouldn't pay to see this. I'd pay to do it with ya! Now THAT, is some funny stuff!!!! [smilie=sign-gitrdone.gif]